Arz kya hai
Arz kya hai
SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
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NO SPACE
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No SPACE
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 499 views
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