Kaka Fruit Chat

1 Bache Se 1 Admi Ne Poocha
K Tumhare Abbu Kia Kaam Karte Hain?

Bacha:KFC K Malik Hain

Admi: KFC Ka Kia Matlab Hai?

Bacha: Kaka Fruit Chat…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 738 views
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