1 Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac

... 1 Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya to pas khrry Aadmi se pucha:

Is Car me esi kon C khoobi hy k iske itna daam lag rha hy?
Aadmi: Ab tak is Car k 10 hadsy hue hen or har haadsy me srf or srf "Bv" hi foat hui hy.
Aadmi:
40 lakh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1114 views

1 night bijli chali gae

1 night bijli chali gae…
SARDAR APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.

BiWI: kar di na phir sardaron wali baat… pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pillow

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Me kia hun

Teacher:ro kiun rahe ho?
Bachha:mumy papa ko kutta kehti hai or papa mumy ko bili kehte hai.mujhe ye nai pata me pilla hu ya billa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A child to his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Chay ka maza

SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -

BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”

ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)