Kia batayen tumhein
Kia batayen tumhe apna haal?
Ja rahe thay yad0n k0 dil mein liye sambhaal
K achaanak 1 ajnabi ne r0k kar kaha?
Chal Beta M0bile Nikaal.!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 792 views
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Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .
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Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?
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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Ek bacha apney abba kai saath English movie dekh rahaa tha.
Bacha: Abu, in logon nei chahrey pey rangon kyoon lagaya hai?
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Thori der baad bachey ki ammi aai make up laga kai.
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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