2 ‘Pathano’ Ko Bomb Mila
1st Pathan: Chal Police Ko De Aain
2nd Pathan:Agar Bomb Raste Main Phat Gaya To?
1st Pathan: Jhot Bol Denge K phata hoa hi Mila Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 995 views

Pathan

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: . Jes
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

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Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Husband to Hotel Manager

Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Heart Attack

Doctor: Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya yaa first time hua hai ?

Patient: Haan doctor sahab, ek baar; last time jab aapne bill diye tha tab hua tha….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Prem Kahani Aisi Bhi

Ek Murge Ka Apni Premika Murgi Ko Kahe Gaye Dialogs Ki Kuch Lines.

Murga: “I Love You Jaan Mein Tumhare Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hoon”

Murgi: “Haye Allah Sachi”

Murga: “Haan-Haan Sachi Janu”

Murgi: “Chal Phir Aaj Tu Anda De De, Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lipstick problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who
were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in
the bathroom they would blot their lips on the
mirrors, leaving lip prints.
Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to
stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls
who wore lipstick. He then took them into the
bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to
clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle
then asked the custodian, who was present, to
demonstrate.
The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it
into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick
off the mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick
free.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)