Sheikh asked a Parrot:
Sheikh asked a Parrot:
“Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”
Parrot said:
“Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 898 views
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Names Would’ve Been
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Superman: “Hawayi Jatt”
Terminator: “Lohe Da Jatt, Kadd De Watt”
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Rocky: “Mukka Jatt Da”
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Golden words
agr tm kisi ko chaho or hasil na kar sako to
fittay moon
balkeh durr fittay mun lakh di laanat tuwadi aashqi te
number menu de dio
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