Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway
station.
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to
Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the Railway man.
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1163 views

Aray doctor sahab jaldi aiye

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy to friend

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.

Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha

Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?

Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Girl: jannu is week

Girl: jannu is week roz movie dhekhenge.
next week roz shopping karenge
.
.
.
boy:uske next week masjid jayenge
Girl: wo kyu.....??
Boy: bheek mangne.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

WARNING ! ! ! Th

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you TURN your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)