Lawyer to Santa

Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K…

Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya. Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1119 views
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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..

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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick

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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)

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