1 Larki Boht sakun se park
1 Larki Boht sakun se park
me bench pr leti thi
1 faqir aya or hans k bola
Hello darling :*
.
Larki ghuse se:
Tumhari jurat kese hui mujhe darling kehne ki?
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Faqir:
sohnyo! Fir mere bed te ki pae krdey o..??:p:p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 665 views
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