Santa to Banta
Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?
Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,
Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views
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Dono hi kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bahut sweet hai!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Last year, I opened a jeweler`s shop.
Banta: And then what happened?
Santa: I was caught red-handed by the jeweler.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!
Doctor - kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:meri skin soft hai or color fair.me kia laga k soya karun?
Docter:kundi laga k soya karo.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Intelligent Pathan
Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!
Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Biwi apne shohar se: Tum tau kehtay thay k shadi k baad bhi mujhe bht pyaar karogay...
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Shohar: Tau mujhe kia pata tha k tmhari shadi mujh se hi ho jayegi :D :D :D
HAHAHAHA
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Agar Pakistani Team Ko Match Jeetny K Liye 1 Run
Ki Zarurat Ho Jub K Un K Pas 5 Wickets Aur 5
Overs Hon Phr B Un Pe 1 Chez Ka Buht Pressure
Hota Hy,
Kya?
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SOCHO,
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Yehi K,
YA-ALLAH Agr Ye Match Jeet Gae To English Kon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1st Behra:
Kya Tum Mumbai Ja Rahe Ho?
2nd Behra:
NaHi,
ME To Mumbai JaRaha Hu
1st Behra:
Accha,
ME Samjha Tum Mumbai JaRahe HO.!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Grl:Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To Tume Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Atta aur Papa Ki Car Me 20 litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga.Boy:Acha BEHAN chalta hu Ami-Abu Ko Salam Kehna.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)