mazahiya sms
Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida
Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia
Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida… ;->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 736 views
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"Oye fatafat motor laga ke pani bhar le ,
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He didn’t give up
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Pehchana kon hen ye 4 log???
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Nahi?
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Ye vahi hen jin k bare mein Ammi hamesha kehti hen k.....
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4 log dekhen ge to keya kahen gay Yay
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