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Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida

Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia

Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida… ;->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 531 views
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