Wife: Me is dress me
Wife: Me is dress me moti lag rahi huna.
Husband (Mazaq Men): Han
Wife: Hain ! Moti lag rhi hu?
Husband: Nae Nae
Wife: Bolain moti lag rahi hu?
Husband: Nahiii
Wife: bolain na?
Husband: Haan !!
Wife: Koi nae.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 767 views
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