Train mein warning likhi thi :

Train mein warning likhi thi :-Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri “Hoshiyaar.”
Santa :-Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh “Ch#t*ye”? =

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 791 views
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