Train mein warning likhi thi :
Train mein warning likhi thi :-Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri “Hoshiyaar.”
Santa :-Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh “Ch#t*ye”? =
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 905 views
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Batao Daryaaft or Ejaad mein kya farq hy?
Sardar Student:
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Sardar:
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"Great idea!" the chicken cried.
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"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment." by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried.
"Let's offer them ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Classic Insult..
1 larka scooty se ja rha tha
toh uska tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mai se nikal gya..
paas mai kuch larkiya khadi thi
or os larke ko boli hpy bday to U..
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Boy-wish krne se kaam nhi chalega,
Cake toh khana hee parega..:P :O :D
hahahahahahaha
Bor rock grls shokd
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"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to
play it before.
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