Train mein warning likhi thi :
Train mein warning likhi thi :-Bina ticket safar karne wale yaatri “Hoshiyaar.”
Santa :-Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh “Ch#t*ye”? =
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 822 views
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.
.
SALES GIRL:"Kya apke pas Kutta
hai.. ??
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