Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1486 views

Chote Se Kam Ke Liye Itni Mehnat

Ek Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Se Bandh Kar Le Ja Raha Tha
Ye Dekh Kar Santa Hans-Hans Ke

Lot-Pot Ho Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Ek Rassi Ko Le Jane K Liye 2-2 Truck“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.

Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?

Husband: Yad hai,
Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,

Wife (smiles): Yes

Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardar apni bhabhi ko

Ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha

logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?

sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.

logo ne pucha: q kia hua?

sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,”kis se bat kr rhe ho?”sab bolte hein
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“TERI BHABHI SE”……….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mera kam in fakiron ko

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Funny Girlriend to Funny

Funny Girlriend to Funny Boyfriend: Mera
Dulara ,Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chona, mera
sweet gulgula. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo ji Bolo.
Funny Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya
Adopt ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)