Main Tumhari Double Insult



Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

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