Sab Paisey Se Aata Hai

Baap Betey Se: Beta Btao "ALIF" Se Kya Aata Hai?

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Beta: Ye "ALIF WALIF" Se Aaj Kal Kuch Nahi Aata.

.Sab Paisey Se Aata Hai. :-)

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