Tumahri car ka tyre kase pankacher hua
Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
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Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha…
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