Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya

Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya

Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya

Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?

Is par
budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai

Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 683 views
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