Tere dost ki death ho gai hai

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu
Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1019 views
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