Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya na
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhaoon mein tair ker paar kerain gay
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 579 views
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Zubaida Appa k English Totkay
IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:
. Make the best of it
. Dont doubt anything
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever
IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:
. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things
worse.
IF YOU ARE SINGLE:
. Hang out with friends n family
. Try looking for someone who u think is the best
for u!
IF YOU ARE MARRIED..
. GAME OVER dear!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek baat hamesa yaad
rakhna..
2 cheeje kismat walo ko milti Hai..
.
1) Samose ke sath extra chatni...
Aur
2) without boyfriend wali acchi patni....!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
aik dafa aik hathi aik naddi ma naha rha tha,
k achanak kinary par choha aya aur hathi ko baher any ka ishara kia..
Hathi baher aya tau chohay ne kaha: "Bas theek hai ab tum wapis jao"
Hathi ne pocha: "ye kia baat huwi, mujhe bhulaya q tha?"
Choha bola: "ma sirf ye dekh rha tha k kahein tum mera neiker phen kar tau nhi naha rhy."
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Sharabi ko Daru peta dekh American bola-Pani to mila lo
Sharabi-Hum Indian hai itna pani to daru ko dekh ke he muh me aa jata he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Memon Road Se Guzar Raha Tha
Achanak Usne Jhuk Kar
Road Se Kuch Uthaya
Aur Zoor Se Chillaya
Kameenaay Log
Poti B Aesi Kartai Hen
Jaisay Koi Samoosa Para Ho.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bolu: Pappu, Why are you looking sad today ? Pappu: My wife will not speak with me for a week…. Bolu: Are you mad, You should be happy for that… Pappu: Ya I was but today is the last day !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A man asked sardar je:
Aqal bari k bhans?
Sardar je said:
let me think
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n then replied:
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dovan de date of birth ty tu dassi nai..:-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Gowa ka master ji bacho ku english parha raha tha-----
Bacho ye ,, 'M',, hai .
M' say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----
Dosray din master ji nay board pay 'W' likha-- bacho ye kia hai??
aik bacha bola-----sir---hai tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hain...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)