Sardar and Mosquitoes

A Sardar Was Getting Bitten
By Mosquitoes All Thru The Night.

He Got Irritated And Drank Poison
And Said: “Ab Kaato Saalo, Tum Bhi Maroge”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 681 views
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