Sardar and Mosquitoes
A Sardar Was Getting Bitten
By Mosquitoes All Thru The Night.
He Got Irritated And Drank Poison
And Said: “Ab Kaato Saalo, Tum Bhi Maroge”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 719 views
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