Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana

Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 866 views

Father To Son

Father To Son:
Tum ne aaj tak koi aisa kaam kiya hai jisse mera sir garv se oncha ho jaaye?

Son:
Jee papa yaad kariye ek baar maine aap ke sir ke nechay do takiye rakhay they aur aapka sir kitna oncha ho gaya tha…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was filling a slambook

santa was filling a slambook. He didnt knw d meaning of zodiac sign . He turnd d previus page & … saw dat sumbody had written Cancer, . . . . . . . . . so he wrote GAS KI TAKLIF!!..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laloo applied for the post

Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Patna. In the interview he was asked a question:

Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?

Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.

Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faqat Tuhadi Kakay Di Maa

1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Kerwany Bank Gai

Clerk :Yahan Sign Karo
Aurat :Kaise?

Clerk :Jaisy Khat K Akhir Mei Likhte Hain

She Wrote:Faqat Tuhadi Kakay Di Maa

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)