Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?

Husband:Hypnotise karna kya hota hy?
Wife:Kisi ko apnay control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwaana

Husband:Chal jhoTi,usay to Shadi kehte haiN.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 585 views
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