Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya
Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya
Girl Friend:
Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?
Pathan:
Meine Suna Tha K
‘Har Cheez Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 558 views
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Groucho Marx
1890-1977
This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:
"He was a dark and stormy knight...."
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Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.
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Judge:
“Order ! Order !”
Santa:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink !”
Judge:
“Shut Up !”
Santa:
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1 larki jis k umer 18 year hai bahut pyari hai wo bechari GHQ hospital I.c.u ward me
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1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. Darwazy
per knock karta ....
Gangubai: Kaun?
Sardar: mai....
Gangubai: mai kaun?
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Sabse maasum dhamki : Jab chor chori
karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
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.
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Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”
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