Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!

Banta: Woh kya..

Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.



Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara

Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 753 views

GEOMENTARY”

GEOMENTARY”
Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
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Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad!

BREAK:
Ufone… Tum he to ho
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LU ka Zeera plus.
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Surf excel.dadi 1 minute.

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Zong,sub keh do.
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Dew, do the dew.
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Jazz.apna he.
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Welcome Back After The Break
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Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal…
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girl in Burkha

Grl in Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!
Grl-Tere Ghar,
Boy-Main bhi aata Hu
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Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi
Apni
bahen ko Chedta hai….lolz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A newly married girl

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Bnta owned a factory

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?


Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

student life

Height of HOPE:
Sitting in Examination hall
Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
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"Don't worry man, Exam will be postponed"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)