A husband read an article to his wife about how
many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
'What?'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 943 views

Sonu: Sir aaj mein itni tej dod

Teacher: Aaj school der se aane ka tumne kya bahana socha hai?

Sonu: Sir aaj mein itni tej dod ker aaya ki bahana sochne ka moka hi nahi mila

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye

Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Truth and veham

Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai?
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Research, Balle Ball

Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar
Bola.
Santa: “Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr!”
Makkhi Nahi Udi…
Fir Bola.
Santa: “Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja”
Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi…
Santa Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki,
Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati
Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen

BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!

Girl . Tum asey wesey harket to nahen karogay?

Boy . Nahi

Girl. Phir rahnedo kiya faida !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)