Pehle mare pati
Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati Bhaag-Bhaag Kar Meri Har
Farmaeesh Poori Karte They
Saheli- Aur Ab.?
Rekha- Ab Farmaeesh Sunte Hi Bhaag Jaate Hai.
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