Child to his father
Child to his father: Papa why mother’s tummy is getting so big?
Father: You naughty! you know everything.
Child: No, I don’t.
Father: There’s lot of water in your mother’s belly.
Child: Oh no, then my younger brother will drown in it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1274 views
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