Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K...

Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya.

Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views

Kitabon Ki Kunji

Ek Student Ne Paper Diya or End Mai Likha:

Sir Numbers ki Kunji Aapke pas hai Zara Ziyada Deyde ge to kya Baat Hai.

Phir Master g Ne Likha:

Kitabo k Kunji Tumhre Paas Thi.
Thoora Parh Leyte to Kya Bat Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khane Ki Koi Chez

Wife Shoping Kr K Ai
Aur Husband Ne Darwaza Khola

Wife:
Ye Dabba Utha Lo
...
Husband:
Is Mein Zarur Mere Khane Ki
Koi Chez Hogi

Wife:
Han Mere Sendal Hain

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Biwi Marwane Ki Mast Tarkeeb

Bank Lootne Ke Baad Daku Clerk Se,

Daku: “Tumne Mujhe Dekha?”
Clerk: Haan”

Daku: “Shoot Him”
Phir Cashier Se Pucha,

Daku: “Aur Tumne?”
Cashier: “Haan Dekha”
Daku: “Shoot Him”

Phir Usne Santa Se Pucha,
Daku: “Aur Tumne Dekha?”

Santa: “Nahi, Maine Nahi Dekha, Par Meri Biwi Ne Dekha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mother vs son

Mother :tipu sultan kon hai?
Son::pta nai
mother: parhai pe dehan do
son:sara aunty kon hai? Mother : pata nai?
Son:papa pe dehan do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A child asked his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)