Girl:pandit ji mere 2 affair hai unme se kiske sath shadi hogi, wo khushnasib kaun hoga..

Pandit: Pehle wale se shadi hogi or dusra khushnaseeb hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 876 views

beaver

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Bandar ka vayapari ek admi se

Bandar ka vayapari ek admi se bola-aapne bandaro ke trak ko yahan se jate huye dekha hai kya..

Admi-aap usme se gire hai kya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 ghanta pehle

Dr. to Patient’s frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.

Friend: Aby saly,

aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

molvi and parrot

1 molvi ka tota (parrot) daily 1 shakhs ko
"oye beghairat" kaha karta tha
us shakhs ne molvi se shikayat ki
molvi ne tote ko danta
agle din jab wo shakhs qareb se guzra
to tota kuch na bola
thora agay ja k us shakhs ne peche mur k dekha to
tota hanste hue bola "Samajh to gaya hoga";-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Boy to his mom

Boy to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
.
Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekhato usme 1 mendak tha..
.
.
Bacha:"gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)