Girl:pandit ji mere 2 affair hai
Girl:pandit ji mere 2 affair hai unme se kiske sath shadi hogi, wo khushnasib kaun hoga..
Pandit: Pehle wale se shadi hogi or dusra khushnaseeb hoga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views
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