Teacher to Boy
Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??
Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
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Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???
Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1077 views
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