Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
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Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1370 views

Hospital

1 Hspitl k emrgncy ward mein hr Itwar sbha 11 bjay bed no15 pe jo bhi mariz hota wo mar jta:-O
jb mustqil esa hua to us jaga ko asib zda qarar dy diya gya:-/
yh pta lganay k lya k yhan aisa kiun ho raha hy,Itwar subha 11 se kuch dair phly 1 mariz ko bed no15 pr laya gya%-)
Hspitl ka pora amla or kuch molana bhi wahan mojod thy.
11 bajay hi emrgncy ward ka darwaza khula or 1 safai wala pathan andar aya or atay hi bed no 15 k Oxygen mchine ka plug nikal k apna moble chargng py lga dia:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

Chiti Na Hathi Sa Kha

Hathi ki bike bigad gayi,

Chiti ne use scooty par lift di,

Raste me chiti ne kha

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"Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na

Dad Ne Dekh Liya

To Bawal Ho Jayega".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sachin ki century nahi hone denge

Afridi: Hum Sachin ko kissi bi haal main Century ki century nehi bananey dey gey.

Shoaib: Magher hum usey rokey gey kaisey!!!!! wo tu gazab ki form main hai?

Afridi: Hum 100 key andur hi all out ho jaey gey...!!

by (few years ago!)

Badam Pistey

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. -

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek terrorist ne ek aunty

Ek terrorist ne ek aunty ke pas
bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye-

Aunty bomb hai! Aunty bomb hai!"
Woh sharma kar boli:-Ary chhodo ab wo pehle wali baat kahan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)