Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati

Rekha- Pehle Mere Pati Bhaag-Bhaag Kar Meri Har Farmaeesh Poori Karte They
Saheli- Aur Ab.?

Rekha- Ab Farmaeesh Sunte Hi Bhaag Jaate Hai.


by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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