Santa And Banta

Manager: Sorry,
But I Can’t Give U A Job.
I Don’t Have Any More Work.

Santa:
That’s All Right,
Sir. In Fact I’m Just The Right Person In This Case
You See, I Won’t Ask You To Give Me Work Anyway!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 607 views
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