chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen
BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!
Girl . Tum asey wesey harket to nahen karogay?
Boy . Nahi
Girl. Phir rahnedo kiya faida !
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