Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 858 views
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