1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 789 views

Complan

Ek Girl Fasi Laga Rahi Thi
GOLU Ne Window Se Dekha, Socho GOLU Kya Bola
Hoga?
Sirf Latkne Se Height Nhi Badhegi Mumy Ko Bolo
COMPLAN Pilaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Smart Wife

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

character less

Santa : Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyon di?

Sardar : Yaar woh badi character less thi..Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pehchan

Pathan Apni Maa Sy: Ami Kya Ap ne Mujhe Paida Hone Sy Pehle Deikha Tha..? . . Maa: Nai . . . Pathan: To Phir Ap Ne Mere Paida Hone K Baad Mujhe Pehchana Kaise…?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Teacher or Phatan

Teacher :pani ka formula batao??
Pathan:
H2MgClNaClHNO3.
Teacher :Stupid, ye kia hai??
Pathan:Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)