Chor Aya Tijori P Likha

Chor Aya Tijori P Likha
Tha-Todne ki jarurt Ni,ButtonDabao Khul Jyegi
Button Dabate hi Police Aa Gyi
Chor-Aj Mera Insaniyt p se
vishwas uth Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 697 views
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