Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho

Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han
Boy : Kitne Aye Han
Girl: Sirf 90
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 612 views
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