Ipl Meets Bollywood
The Mumbai Indians have used a new player this season and his name is Aditya Tare.
One day, in a match with KKR, Aditya was hit by a bouncer and he fell on the ground.
Guess what people began to shout upon seeing this?
'Taare Zameen Par!'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1333 views
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