1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr Ghusy me

:1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr
Ghusy me School
ja raha tha.

Raste me kisi ne Pocha
Beta Parhty ho?

Bacha: Nai, uniform main teri maa ka Mujra dkhnay ja raha hoon…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 801 views
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