Kal milli wo mujh se sham k waqt,

Bujhi Bujhi Si,

Jhuki Jhuki Si,

Udasion me rachi basi si,

Jo mene pochha udas Q ho?

Itni pareshan Q ho?

Jhuka K palken,

Chhupa K Chehra,

Galey se lag K,

,

RoRo k thak k,

Lagi wo kehne,

Itna Romentic SMS likha tha tum ko,

Abbu K Number Per Chala Gaya Wo ……:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 618 views

Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man who has his regular meals

A man who has his regular meals in a restaurant, takes away two spoons at the end of his meal everyday.
Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?
Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day a pathan was thinking

One day a pathan was thinking about a matter.

He thought again and again.

He fainted with the burden of thought.

What he was thinking?

He was thinking

If my sister has two brothers then why I have one.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher: “What’s something that you need

Difference … :p
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Teacher: “What’s something that you need,
That you can’t see or
feel.. ??
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Student in 2000:” Air..”
and
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Students 2013: “Wi-fi”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)