Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?
Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai
Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.
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