Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha

Teacher: Kal tum school kyon nahi aye thay?
Pathan: Mujhe bird flu hogaya tha
Teacher: Ye to murghiyon ki beemari hai

Pathan: Apne mujhe insan chorha hi kab hai roz murgha bana deti hain.

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