Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,
Jab Duniya Ka First Phone Bana,
Aur Phone Ko Start Kiya Gaya To Scientist Ke To
Hosh Ud Gaye.
Phone Screen Pe Likha Tha: “2 Missed Calls From
Rajnikant“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 662 views
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Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."
Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.
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Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"
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