When do you know your
Santa: When do you know your kids have grown up?
Banta: When your daughter begins to put on lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views
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/)(> Sady msg vich bgairti ni hundi.
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How an american will tell his
Pathan sevent to open the door?
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Think
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Don’t know?
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Ok say this fastly in American style.
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