When do you know your
Santa: When do you know your kids have grown up?
Banta: When your daughter begins to put on lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 902 views
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New Version of Old Dialogue:
Mere Paas Facebook Hai
Twitter Hai
Orkut Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Smart Boy Answer:
Mere Paas "KAAM DHANDA" hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dada Or Dadi Ne
Apni Jawani K Dino Ko
Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,
Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Drya Kinare Milange,
Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,
Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,
Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi I,
Wo Ghuse Mey Ghr Aya,
Or Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum I Q Nhi,
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:
Ami Ne Jane Ni Dia:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4
thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha
KTNE AADMI THE…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Murga Murgi Se:
I Love U Jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi:
Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan
Murgi:
Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do….!.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
'Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya
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Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na
chor jae....:'
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A letter 2 Direct0r Examinations ICAP,
“Salam Sir Jee,
with due respect I beg to sy that I M,
Aaby Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper k0n Iblees Bnata Hai.?
Hmari to jan he nikal jati hy,
Uper se paper ki checking aise h0ti hy jaise badla le rhy h0,
Syllabus to aisa h0ta hy jaise sb Einstein hain…!
Tu Bahar Mil Zara,
Phir Bataon Gay
Yours Faithfully,
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Pagal Hon Jo Naam Likhon”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa meets his friend Banta
Santa : A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B…!
Banta : Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa : Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe phone nai kiya to mai Roti nai Khaugi
Boyfriend : Sachi Jaan ??
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Girlfriend : Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi :D :D :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being GOVERNED
by those who are dumber.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)