There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views

Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray

Maalik:
Abi tk tujh se machar nhi maray?
Mere kano me gunguna rahy han.

Nokar:
Sahab mene Machar Maar dye hyn,
ye to unki Biwiya hn Jo Vidwa ho
k Ro rhi hein..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Child: papa ammi ka pait itna kyun

Child:
papa ammi ka pait itna kyun phoola hua hai?

Dad:
kamine tujhy sab pata hai!!
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Child:
Promise ni pata

Dad:
beta pani bharra hua hai

Child:
Bhai tou doob gya hoga :X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kisi ne sach he kaha hai...

Kisi ne sach he kaha hai...

'Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain Door..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hain door....
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Wo Question Exam me ate hain Zaror. :(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shaadi Jokes

American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Laloo: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sabun ki faryad

Kia mujh se koi khata ho gai hai


pore aik maheene se mujhe ignore kar rahe hu
plz aik baar to naha lo

by dove

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)