There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 997 views

Shama Chahta Hon

HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy

HINDU: Me shama chahata hun

Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta. :(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aise koi 5 animal ke naam

Teacher-"Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."
Student:-"Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya.

Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya.

subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Police to shrabi

police to sharabi-:
kahan ja raha hai be,
sharabi daru pine se hone wale nuksaan par
parvachan sun ne ja rha hoon,
police itni raat ko koun deta hai parvachan,
sharabi meri biwi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

to live a life

To live a life, we need:


1. Brain

2. Intelligence

3. Knowledge

4. Expression

5. Looks

6. Luck



So,

I salute YOU....





for managing Without these:-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)