There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 933 views

Student

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
.
Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ess Baar exam me paas ho ya fail

Dad : Ess Baar exam me paas ho ya fail BIKE zarur dilaunga.
Son : Kaunsi bike?
Dad : Pass he to “APACHE”
college jane ke liye.
Fail hue to “RAJDOOT” dood bechne ke liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta
hai.........:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Girl vs boy friend

Girl apne boy friend se:me maa banne wali hun.

Boy:Nai

girl:are sun to dakan tere baap ne mujhe paros kia hai me teri maan banne wali hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H

Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)