Basanti And Dhano Ki Izzat Ka Sawal Hai

Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai

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