Sardar bhagte bhagte

Sardar k ghar chor aagya srdar ne dekha to Chor
bhaga,
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay nikal gya
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Sardar:Aik tay chori utto saday nal raisaan.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 617 views
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