Boy:ap ki umer kitni hai?
Girl:16 year
boy:ye bat to ap ne 5 sal pehlay bi kahi thi.:-)
girl:dekha girls zuban ki kitni paki hoti hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 673 views

Pathan bht pareshan tha k hr joke main

Pathan bht pareshan tha k hr joke main mera hi zikr kyoun hota hai.

us ne apni b.v se kaha:
“koi aisi baat kro jis ma main involve na hon”

b.v : “i m pregnant”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park

A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" 

Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girlfriend Ko Test Karna Galat Baat Hai

Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai

Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye,

Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Paise wala aadmi:”

Paise wala aadmi:” aaj mere paas
14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain..
Tumhare paas kya hai ??
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Gharib aadmi:” mere paas 1 beta
hai,
jiski girlfriend teri beti hai…:P:P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)