CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1076 views

Sardar was given the job

Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day,
he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apka No.

Sardar interview dene geya.
Q:ap kitne behan bhai hai ?
Sardar:Ham 9 behan bhai hai

Q:un men apka number konsa hai?
...
Sardar :telenor ka.;-)

by Kashif (few years ago!)

Bhikari Ka Girl Friend Ko Phone

Beggar: 20 rupaiya dedo sahab. girlfriend ko phone
karna hai.
Sahab ki girlfriend: dekho,
bhikari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee
main bhikari ban gaya hoon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kutty koleta hua dekha.

Aik sardar ny raod py khari car ke nichay kutty ko
leta hua dekha.
To kutty ko dum say khaincha our bola,
Baar nikal waada aya tu engineer!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga

Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?

Beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.
Bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)