Pathan to dukandaar.
bhai jaan cigrate to dena,
Dukandaar:
Kon Sa?
Pathan"
Jis main se dhooa niklai........

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 692 views

Lost his cheque book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book:
Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur
Sign,
Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed
All Cheques.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan ki chand k barey mey new theory.

Moon is better than Sun because
Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but Sun gives light in day
when light is not needed.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein Farak Hi Kya Hua?

Ek Baar Ek Indian Minister Obama Ke Saath Beach
Par Jata Hai, Baaton-Baaton Mein Obama Ne
Puchha
Obama: “Tumhe Swimming Aati Hai?”
Indian Minister: “Nahi”
Obama Hanste Hue: “Tum Se To Kutta Achha Hai Wo
Bhi
Swimming Kar Leta Hai”
Indian Minister: “Tumhe Aati Hai?”
Obama Ne Fatafat Jawab Diya: “Haan”
Indian Minister: “To Sale, Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein
Farak Hi Kya Hua?“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maafi maagne wale ko

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?

Student: Samajhdar

Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND.

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)

it has been shown

It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested... that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.
Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)