Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas
aanay main
2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?
Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam
karna ..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 756 views

Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?

Reporter: Khan SAB platform par khare sb pathan kese mar gye?

Pathan: Aik elan hua k train platform par aa rahi hai sab ne jan buchanay k liye patri par chalaang laga di

Reporter: Phir aap kese bach gye?

Pathan: Main khudkukshi k lie patri par leta tha ye elan suna to mein platform par ja kar lait gya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1

Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!


Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan to dukandar : Give me blackbulb du

Pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb

Dukandar: what is black bulb

Pathan: ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi

Santa:main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe
hain.
BANTA: wow kab?
SANTA: meri 7 dec ko aur uski 13 jan ko.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan ghusay sy

Pathan gusy se:
'Waiter'
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai

Waiter

Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai
?
?
Pathan:
"Han yar sorry

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)